Heartaches by the Number

hermoines:

it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween

sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool understands me

sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool understands me

moonlightequilibrium:
Hey look! It’s my face. :)

Hey look! It’s my face. :)

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The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.

hans-the-liesmith:

No one will reblog this from me. 

Think again, sweetheart.

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Haha hmm…
1. I have a very good sense of humour
2. I’m kinda tall so that’s nice :) (5’ 11”)
3. I have lots of tattoos and I love them all
4. I’m able to grow a mighty lumberjack beard and that’s pretty awesome
5. My taste in music :D

dark-owl-lucy : [txt] oh Eeeeeliiii, it's time to have that 'why we can't arbitrarily deny customers entrance and shouldn't berate their purchases' talk with Michelle again.... [txt] I also think you need to explain to me again why you've still kept her on.

dark-owl-lucy:

darkowlblues7:

dark-owl-lucy:

darkowlblues7:

dark-owl-lucy:

darkowlblues7:

(Text) oy vey- is she really doing that again? (Exasperated sigh)
(Text) pity. It’s been nothing but pity that’s kept her on. Did you know she actually wasn’t the owner before- well, you probably do. The old owner Winston (you know,the eldritch monster) told me Louie at the music shop sold her a fake deed to the place.
(Text) which she waved in my face when she got out that hole in the desert. When I pointed out that it was written on the back of a Big Rico’s takeout menu, she started crying and begged me for a job.
(Text) but she has been nothing but a hassle since she got back. SO… yeah. I believe it’s time I wished her well in all her future endeavors.

[txt] I mean, her sense of organization is impeccable.  I think she keeps better track of my org. method for the back storeroom than I do.

[txt] and she has been around longest, even amongst the old guard.  she was here before ol’ Levi Winston figured out that shadowy day-terrors aren’t suited to retail management—just not in their temperament.

[txt] it’s all in how you spin it.  you didn’t hear it from me, but I have gotten her to listen to P!atD—love it, even—except I refused to tell her who it was, and she accepted it.  sometimes you have to fight hipster with hipster.

[txt] but you’re the boss, you do what you will.

-Eli thinks for a good long while- (Text) point taken. (Text) I’m going to talk to her- AGAIN- and reiterate that Dark Owl is not a snob store. (Text) and if you could, help me with this reclamation project. (Text) I don’t enjoy firing people, unless there’s absolutely no other alternative. (Text) but oooooh, I’m so steamed right now

[txt] I’ll do what I can, chap

[txt] if you’re still fired up when you come in later, might I put a kettle on your head and make you a cuppa?

-after a time-

[txt] just to be clear: I’m not actually going to make tea on your head.  there’ll be nothing put on your head in the prep. of tea.

[txt] besides, I wouldn’t be able to reach unless I was up in the ceiling

(Text) it’s hard to stay mad when you have a friend who makes you laugh like you do. (Text) and pssh I’m not that tall. :)

[txt] okay, maybe you’re not *that* tall

[txt] but to me practically everyone is tall, and you tend to be taller than them

[txt] also you can reach those upper shelves without the assistance of other furniture, so…

(Text) …you got me there. (Text) oh, the step stools I ordered arrived today, so you don’t have to make risky climbs to get the reissues or anything :D
dark-owl-lucy : [txt] oh Eeeeeliiii, it's time to have that 'why we can't arbitrarily deny customers entrance and shouldn't berate their purchases' talk with Michelle again.... [txt] I also think you need to explain to me again why you've still kept her on.

dark-owl-lucy:

darkowlblues7:

dark-owl-lucy:

darkowlblues7:

(Text) oy vey- is she really doing that again? (Exasperated sigh)
(Text) pity. It’s been nothing but pity that’s kept her on. Did you know she actually wasn’t the owner before- well, you probably do. The old owner Winston (you know,the eldritch monster) told me Louie at the music shop sold her a fake deed to the place.
(Text) which she waved in my face when she got out that hole in the desert. When I pointed out that it was written on the back of a Big Rico’s takeout menu, she started crying and begged me for a job.
(Text) but she has been nothing but a hassle since she got back. SO… yeah. I believe it’s time I wished her well in all her future endeavors.

[txt] I mean, her sense of organization is impeccable.  I think she keeps better track of my org. method for the back storeroom than I do.

[txt] and she has been around longest, even amongst the old guard.  she was here before ol’ Levi Winston figured out that shadowy day-terrors aren’t suited to retail management—just not in their temperament.

[txt] it’s all in how you spin it.  you didn’t hear it from me, but I have gotten her to listen to P!atD—love it, even—except I refused to tell her who it was, and she accepted it.  sometimes you have to fight hipster with hipster.

[txt] but you’re the boss, you do what you will.

-Eli thinks for a good long while- (Text) point taken. (Text) I’m going to talk to her- AGAIN- and reiterate that Dark Owl is not a snob store. (Text) and if you could, help me with this reclamation project. (Text) I don’t enjoy firing people, unless there’s absolutely no other alternative. (Text) but oooooh, I’m so steamed right now

[txt] I’ll do what I can, chap

[txt] if you’re still fired up when you come in later, might I put a kettle on your head and make you a cuppa?

-after a time-

[txt] just to be clear: I’m not actually going to make tea on your head.  there’ll be nothing put on your head in the prep. of tea.

[txt] besides, I wouldn’t be able to reach unless I was up in the ceiling

(Text) it’s hard to stay mad when you have a friend who makes you laugh like you do. (Text) and pssh I’m not that tall. :)
dark-owl-lucy : [txt] oh Eeeeeliiii, it's time to have that 'why we can't arbitrarily deny customers entrance and shouldn't berate their purchases' talk with Michelle again.... [txt] I also think you need to explain to me again why you've still kept her on.

dark-owl-lucy:

darkowlblues7:

(Text) oy vey- is she really doing that again? (Exasperated sigh)
(Text) pity. It’s been nothing but pity that’s kept her on. Did you know she actually wasn’t the owner before- well, you probably do. The old owner Winston (you know,the eldritch monster) told me Louie at the music shop sold her a fake deed to the place.
(Text) which she waved in my face when she got out that hole in the desert. When I pointed out that it was written on the back of a Big Rico’s takeout menu, she started crying and begged me for a job.
(Text) but she has been nothing but a hassle since she got back. SO… yeah. I believe it’s time I wished her well in all her future endeavors.

[txt] I mean, her sense of organization is impeccable.  I think she keeps better track of my org. method for the back storeroom than I do.

[txt] and she has been around longest, even amongst the old guard.  she was here before ol’ Levi Winston figured out that shadowy day-terrors aren’t suited to retail management—just not in their temperament.

[txt] it’s all in how you spin it.  you didn’t hear it from me, but I have gotten her to listen to P!atD—love it, even—except I refused to tell her who it was, and she accepted it.  sometimes you have to fight hipster with hipster.

[txt] but you’re the boss, you do what you will.

-Eli thinks for a good long while- (Text) point taken. (Text) I’m going to talk to her- AGAIN- and reiterate that Dark Owl is not a snob store. (Text) and if you could, help me with this reclamation project. (Text) I don’t enjoy firing people, unless there’s absolutely no other alternative. (Text) but oooooh, I’m so steamed right now